Anatomicals at the Powder Rooms

We only want you for your body!

Look, you are probably a very intelligent person. Always a grade A student. Always top of your class. Always first with the answers! God, how we hated you!

Now for all we know, you can currently speak ten languages fluently, including Tibetan. You can name the leaders of every country, their deputies and even their finance ministers and you can correctly set your VCR.

But do you know what? We don't care! We don't give a jot whether your IQ is 150 or 15 because we only want you for your body! Not that we wish to buy your bodily parts, have you seen the state of them lately? To be honest we would rather purchase a clapped out old Ford Fiesta.

At Anatomicals, we manufacture the 21st century's funkiest range of toiletries, all designed to help you get the most out of that night on the town and then help you get over it!

Like oxygen, water, gravity and the Eastenders omnibus, you will soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to survive without us.