This bag isn’t served with ice and a slice of lemon and it isn’t served
by a barman or barmaid whose smile and bonhomie is as false as the breasts of
the woman sitting at the table by the door.
Clearly
visible from the picture, this bag contains a refreshing shower gel to leave
you and your skin enlivened and a body moisturiser to then leave it soft and
smooth to the touch.
Of course, both tubes come with the same delicate grape, lime and basil
fragrance which when you think about it, really is a much nicer fragrance than
the original ‘essence of central city bar filled with 450 hot, sweaty thrusting
bodies’ first recommended by our perfume house.
Kit Contains:
Your Morning Lift's Here and Not Another Rough Day Please
