I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Silk Eye Mask

Women don’t sweat, they glisten. Women don’t fart, they expel odourless windy pops. Women don’t belch and burp in the company of others; they excuse themselves and go outside whereupon they gently hiccup. Women definitely don’t snore, they……in fact they do snore and very loudly as a lot of their male sleeping partners will attest.

But ladies where’s the shame in it when you can now lay down those Richter scale registering zzzz’s while wearing this incredibly stylish 100% silk sleep mask?

Fully adjustable elastic strap fits all