Lips And Eyes, Alas Nothing For Thighs

Soft kissable lips and come to bed eyes, rather than dry ‘I’d prefer to pucker up to sandpaper’ lips and ‘go to bed you look wiped out’ eyes can now be yours thanks to the contents of this pack.

As for those thighs, we really have nothing to offer you apart from this fabulous tip:

Take one small clove of crushed garlic and mix it with 2 tablespoons of sherry vinegar, a teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil and a pinch of English mustard powder. Cover the chicken thighs and marinade for two hours....Can also work just as well for breasts.

Kit Contains:

Stop Cracking Up and No Old Bags Allowed.

2 x 15ml