It wasn't meant to happen!
One
evening we just found ourselves at one of those celebrity parties that
when you're in the business we're in, you sort of get invited to. As
luck would have it, the celebrities weren't too Z list. Quite the
opposite, one was distinctly A list and of the female Hollywood movie
goddess kind.
We had a couple of drinks, well maybe more than a couple, to pluck up
the courage to talk to her when whoops, we sort of skidded on a dropped
vol au vent and our hands reached out to stop ourselves falling and
ended up on a rather unmentionable part of said movie star's
body.
"Get your filthy hands on me" she said.
Actually she said "off me" but being slightly tipsy we misheard. Still,
cool name for our new hand wash we thought as the police carted us away.
250ml
