Do you never have to lift a finger to do anything? Have your hands never been in a washing up bowl? Do you never shake hands with anyone unless you’re wearing white gloves? In short, are you the Queen of England?
If you are, we’d just like to remind you that the corgis need a walk and to say that you have no need for this ultra soothing cream.
If, however, your blood’s redder than blue, buy tubes of the stuff. After all, look at all those dirty plates in the sink.
100ml
